Make Your Computer Speak When You Log On

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> It’s a simple trick to amaze your friends.When you Log On infront of them.<br /> Yeah a trick to make your Computer Welcome you on Start Up.<br /> Lets Do It:<br /> <br /> <b>1. Open Notepad</b><br /> <b><br /></b> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhc1rUMlMIthtBL3PQMyRJuBdSqeMmgYMFMj9Rw7xxcnj7nS3k-Ar4F4JxYGw_cno7dRuJmSTawhW_fP3lCJmmCZvJxvgFOvyaG__DrVeR67q8cMw5Ih2_1oZjD5A7GsJZ4xIo4iNbwlPI/s1600/How+to+make+your+Computer+Speak+your+Name+at+Startup.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhc1rUMlMIthtBL3PQMyRJuBdSqeMmgYMFMj9Rw7xxcnj7nS3k-Ar4F4JxYGw_cno7dRuJmSTawhW_fP3lCJmmCZvJxvgFOvyaG__DrVeR67q8cMw5Ih2_1oZjD5A7GsJZ4xIo4iNbwlPI/s1600/How+to+make+your+Computer+Speak+your+Name+at+Startup.jpg" /></a></div> <b>2. Paste </b>the bellow <strong>code</strong> in<b> Notepad</b><br /> <br /> <textarea cols="50" readonly="readonly" rows="4">Dim speaks, speech<br /> speaks="Welcome Back, Username"<br /> Set speech=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice")<br /> speech.Speak speaks

3. Replace Username with your Name

4. Click Save As and save as type Welcome.vbs
5. Copy File Welcome.vbs and paste it in bellow address.

Windows-7

C:\Users\Username\AppData\Roaming\Microsoft\Windows\Start Menu\Programs\Startup

*Replace Username with your username and C:\ with your Root Drive

Windows-Xp

C:\Documents and Settings\All Users\Start Menu\Programs\Startup

Done Log Off and Log In Amazed? .Now Your computer welcomes you. Enjoy.

Funny Notepad Tricks [Try it]

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjULBLXpFV6iOv0f1vcbVQqxLjtGIKeLBC-CngGm9DBdfEf0McQEf-xGgKAxvpPcXo7ckn7_1ruwulV9G51gDac9ehD0ZYHcvKymJTbGGXy2f__ThG0vTyQnG04GVrqDxlIc4sBGnnRGdE/s1600/Notepad-icon-free.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjULBLXpFV6iOv0f1vcbVQqxLjtGIKeLBC-CngGm9DBdfEf0McQEf-xGgKAxvpPcXo7ckn7_1ruwulV9G51gDac9ehD0ZYHcvKymJTbGGXy2f__ThG0vTyQnG04GVrqDxlIc4sBGnnRGdE/s320/Notepad-icon-free.jpg" width="320" /></a></div> Hi, today I'm going to introduce cool and funny Notepad Tricks that may show you are so intelligent between your friends and family. So today I have taken 3 cool and funny notepad tricks only for you. <br /> <br /> <div style="border-bottom: 1px dotted #848484;"> </div> <b>1) Open Notepad Infinite</b> <br /> <div style="border-bottom: 1px dotted #848484;"> </div> <br /> <br /> - Open <i>Notepad</i> and copy below code and paste it into notepad.<br /> <br />   <textarea cols="50" readonly="readonly" rows="4">@ECHO off :top START %SystemRoot%\system32\notepad.exe GOTO top

- Save it giving name infinite.bat
- If you open it, notepad will be opened infinite.
- To end, open Task Manager using CTRL+ALT+Delete(XP)/CTRL+Shift+Esc(Win7), end infinite.bat.

2) Hack the Keyboard

- Open Notepad and copy below code and paste it into notepad.

Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell") do wscript.sleep 100 wshshell.sendkeys "You are idiot ." loop


- Save it giving name hackkeyboard.vbs
- To end, open Task Manager using CTRL+ALT+Delete(XP)/CTRL+Shift+Esc(Win7), end Wscript.exe.